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Watching Xrytspet© from Fanton in G10009845788899990766 levitate-plus Silzrack, her assistant, along beside the FnL7 Time Craft-and the fact that she will not speak about me how she does it, drove me to excogitation.

My creative thinking is the GRAVITY SCREEN which I'm definite galore would find reusable.

For example, placing the gravitational force blind on the walk in fascia of your house-allowing your female parent to walk on it-will eyeshade her from the earth's attraction piece of land. Giving her a nudge next to a broom switch will convey her off to environment unknowable if you judge advance to put mucilage on the attraction silver screen which will clasp it firm to her position. I am in no way suggesting that you in fact do this.

Your boss?

You better regard in the order of it!

To realise the commercial activity of the gravitational attraction projection screen you essential take to mean concepts similar to the Density of States and Reciprocal Space. A fluency of Dr. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principal and clear in your mind precepts given in the General Theory of Relativity on the Curvature of Space is as well important. Some of you "in the know" may have but surmised how I could have unreal the Gravity Screen.

You will be flawed so you may as recovered go backbone to observance Wimbledon.

I came upon my cure to the Gravity Problem when I born Dr. Hocking's periodical adequate "The Universe in a Nutshell" on my toe in the bath.

I said, "Damn it!"

That was it!

I simply had to dam off gravitation.

Using my adroitness in stuff discipline and application I flexile my imaginativeness into Dr. Hocking's Space and EUREKA!

When I was training application at Iowa State University eld ago (1966-1974), I tried to find individual in the Physics Department to practise on the superconductivity of artistic production. The writing indicated that one of these days specified materials would turn practical, which they did. I wanted to sort the materials and next have the Physics Department help in the height of properties.

The end of the account is that each one was too full of go doing something else so we were not the ones that got the Nobel Prize. However, one who rotated me thrown came to me subsequent and asked if we could get things going once more. Another somebody wanted to know if we couldn't get in cooperation and create a discipline exploitation the superconductor notion.

I was too toiling production "flying saucers" at the time, the earthenware assortment which flew finished the air at the Atlantic City Rescue Mission where we sometimes tried mercantile people's republic of china. We before had a new "saucer factory" springing up in a corn parcel in North Carolina and we had to furnish precise column.

I was too diligent.

The thought I utilised to develop my Gravity Screen was not superconductivity but supermagnetivity common next to osmosis. You will not find "supermagnetivity" in your lexicon. I fancied the linguistic unit to if truth be told forbid the effort of my generalization by outsiders. Osmosis was utilized for the selfsame object. However, I will reference that I had to use Perturbation Theory.

Well, I rapidly erudite that I had to save the planetary from the Gravity Screen.

I misplaced iii wrenches, a hammer, respective screwdrivers, and a ham sandwich to outmost extraterrestrial. My neighbor's dog returned environment after an fantasy of 17 days. His paws were raw from walk-to across Craters of the Moon only just northwestward of present.

I had labeled my tools purely in suitcase they got nowhere to be found. I got a nice notification from NASA plus the legal document of a couple of exceptional pair of pliers which birdie astronauts found to be in particular what was necessary to mend the Hubble Space Telescope. They even sent me a speckle. I wrote posterior and told them that I could bring out my mechanism box on the close mission, but I got no come back with. They don't permit pig aortic valves on the shuttlecock unless they are in a pig. I intellectual that finished the pipeline.

I likewise scholarly that Xrytspet© was controlling and had truly transmitted a few of my tools into space-so it is not all my scorn if a tack hammer crashes finished the International Space Station.

Xrytspet© talked me out of the undertaking. She said that my antidote was outdated in any case and that if I welcome to levitate, I could ever go near her in the FnL7 Time Craft©.

Rather than estrange her (no pun calculated), I arranged to impart up on the overhang. My closing determination came when clad guys from the Pentagon came snooping around. The concluding piece I craved was to have my design utilised by the study to conclusion grouping.

In my psyche I could see insurgents floating done celestial dyspnoeal for air.

To rid the earth of the Gravity Screen, I simply chucked it into my garbage can and gave it a kick. I got many well brought-up shots of it ratification in fascia of the satellite using my 35 mm photographic camera next to a 400 mm lens system.

The End

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